8.11.2003
01) i live in orange county, california, usa.
02) i have well-developed, if not rational, theories concerning why fruits and vegetables do not belong in dessert products.
03) jimmy eat world is probably my favorite band.
04) i have two cats.
05) and live alone.
04) i am clearly on track to become a spinster.
05) i have occasional fits where the only thing that will make me happy musically is a little hip-hop. of the jurassic five, tribe called quest ilk.
06) i have other fits where the only thing that will do is "my old school" by steely dan. loud.
07) i don't like my current job.
08) i don't like learning how to live on a single income.
09) i have no goals or ambitions, and i really never have.
10) i'm tired of feeling like i have to apologize for #9.
11) i am fucking starving right now. seriously. watch out. i'll eat your arm.
12) i currently think that homestar runner is the funniest shit out there right now.
13) girls are pretty is one of the sharpest writers on the web, as far as i'm concerned.
14) i write crappy poetry when i'm upset about something. no one ever sees it. except for the panel of judges at kanilehua, uhh's literary magazine, who chose to give me an award two semesters running. i am convinced that they have no taste.
15) i have a self-deprecation problem.
16) i have two reasons for not wanting to turn thirty: i'm afraid of aging, and i feel like i haven't accomplished enough stuff compared to other 30-year-olds.
17) i absolutely cannot stand listening to the receptionist at work answer the phone. it makes me fucking NUTS.
18)i'm too hungry to finish this right now. i'm off to find somebody's arm to chew on. all the arms are now officially safe.
19) at dawn, by my morning jacket, is my favoritest album this month.
20) sammy, featured on the left over there, is the cutest fucking animal on the planet. don't try to argue with me about it. really. you'll lose.
21) i like elephants!
22) i like buffy the vampire slayer!
23) sometimes, i'm a bit off.
24) on my deathbed, i think it will finally occur to me what my big problem with happiness is: i like the beginnings of things too much.
25) on my deathbed, i highly doubt that i will ever regret any of my tattoos.
26) this, this, and this are my favorite posts to date.
27) some places, in no particular order, that i want spend time in before i die:
28) i always wanted to learn how to play bass or drums.
02) i have well-developed, if not rational, theories concerning why fruits and vegetables do not belong in dessert products.
03) jimmy eat world is probably my favorite band.
04) i am clearly on track to become a spinster.
05) i have occasional fits where the only thing that will make me happy musically is a little hip-hop. of the jurassic five, tribe called quest ilk.
06) i have other fits where the only thing that will do is "my old school" by steely dan. loud.
07) i don't like my current job.
08) i don't like learning how to live on a single income.
09) i have no goals or ambitions, and i really never have.
10) i'm tired of feeling like i have to apologize for #9.
11) i am fucking starving right now. seriously. watch out. i'll eat your arm.
12) i currently think that homestar runner is the funniest shit out there right now.
13) girls are pretty is one of the sharpest writers on the web, as far as i'm concerned.
14) i write crappy poetry when i'm upset about something. no one ever sees it. except for the panel of judges at kanilehua, uhh's literary magazine, who chose to give me an award two semesters running. i am convinced that they have no taste.
15) i have a self-deprecation problem.
16) i have two reasons for not wanting to turn thirty: i'm afraid of aging, and i feel like i haven't accomplished enough stuff compared to other 30-year-olds.
17) i absolutely cannot stand listening to the receptionist at work answer the phone. it makes me fucking NUTS.
18)
19) at dawn, by my morning jacket, is my favoritest album this month.
20) sammy, featured on the left over there, is the cutest fucking animal on the planet. don't try to argue with me about it. really. you'll lose.
21) i like elephants!
22) i like buffy the vampire slayer!
23) sometimes, i'm a bit off.
24) on my deathbed, i think it will finally occur to me what my big problem with happiness is: i like the beginnings of things too much.
25) on my deathbed, i highly doubt that i will ever regret any of my tattoos.
26) this, this, and this are my favorite posts to date.
27) some places, in no particular order, that i want spend time in before i die:
a) pittsburgh
b) seattle
c) portland
d) new orleans
e) christmas island
f) minneapolis/st.paul
g) halifax
h) vancouver
i) toronto
j) montreal or quebec (i can't remember which one i like better)
k) mauritius
l) to be continued...
28) i always wanted to learn how to play bass or drums.
